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11eagle:

blue-author:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

Reblogged for comment.

11eagle:

blue-author:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

Reblogged for comment.

eridontlookatme:

iconic

sh1re:

happy easter

elizabeth-yamada:

*cough* *cough* Paradox Space was mentioned in Homestuck early in Act 6

I think you’ve been out of the loop, paradox space has been a thing that has been mentioned like twenty times since Act 4 and before Act 6.

elizabeth-yamada:

*cough* *cough* Paradox Space was mentioned in Homestuck early in Act 6

I think you’ve been out of the loop, paradox space has been a thing that has been mentioned like twenty times since Act 4 and before Act 6.

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A Cruel Angel’s Thesis on a cracked-out Game Boy. I’m not really sure how to apologize for this.

Written in LSDJ on a Nintendo Game Boy. Recorded and mastered in Audacity.

metaknighty:

why do straight ppl think they can whine about gay ppl “throwing their sexuality in our faces” when almost every waking second of every minute of every day of my life is filled with heterosexual romance media and heteronormativity. like u think 2 girls holding hands in public is rubbing their sexuality in ur face you have no fucking idea what queer people go through on a daily basis shut the fuck up

emperordweeb:

my favorite Yahoo Answers question is still

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and I’m not sure if learning that they spelled it that way makes it better or worse

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

SEA PANCAKE BACK IN

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

SEA PANCAKE BACK IN

ignitionremix:

don’t worry, i found a good coupon code 

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