Such majestic creatures.
today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased after it. all hail the robot uprising
"If it’s made well, it shouldn’t need a dip or sauce" you just try to stop me from dipping it anyway because you will fail
(Source: citationneeded, via octopied)
So I finally caught him in the act of escaping
Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.
I have yet to see people truly capitalizing on the comedic potential of the beta frogbreeding session.
#like ok let’s say frogbreeding takes three weeks#and that jade and dave were working together on lofaf for four hours#i’m just throwing numbers out here#if dave was looping this entire time#there would be over 100 of him running around#he probably ate all her food#if she even had three weeks worth of food stashed#and also as a city kid i wonder how often he would have had#to be dragged out of swamps or thornbushes#this is like sitcom material ok
also dave is such an extrovert, let’s say Jade had only 4 hours, but dave can barely go 4 minutes without talking to someone, so she would have had those 100 daves all desperate for human contact but not wanting to talk to each other
oh god I’d forgotten he needs like constant validation through interaction the poor girl
as soon as they got everything straightened out on the ship she probably locked herself in somewhere, put a pillow over her head, and sighed in relief
but hang on I think someone added an entire fic thing onto my post and that must be read and properly appreciated