Dave imagined his first meeting with John so many times
But things are not going very well…
why I don’t have cats
our cat did this the other day. i started laughing mid-coitus cause he was like 4 inches from my face all “whatcha doing??”
A grammatical correct sentence in English.
How in the fuck do they (un)load this monstrosity?
Oh look it’s Tumblr
YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.
Excerpt from our interview with “Man of Steel’s” Michael Shannon about his previous role in “Kangaroo Jack”:
Would you ever work with a kangaroo again?
[Laughs.] Jesus. That was really scary. When that kangaroo rapped in “Kangaroo Jack,” that animated sequence, I found that very disconcerting.
I wish that wasn’t in the [movie]. I wish I had never seen that. It was very frightening. There’s something evil about [that]. Maybe that’s what the devil is like. He’s like a kangaroo that raps.
Maybe that’s what the devil is like. He’s like a kangaroo that raps.
thnx for working so hard