The Daily Shoggoth

Sep 01

poro-for-president:


worldofthecutestcuties:

Perfect timing

Such majestic creatures.

poro-for-president:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Perfect timing

Such majestic creatures.

(via obscuruslupa)

[video]

teenileeni:

garfield comics

teenileeni:

garfield comics

(via gaaraofsburbia)

[video]

zquidward:

today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased after it. all hail the robot uprising

(via gaaraofsburbia)

tramampoline:

"If it’s made well, it shouldn’t need a dip or sauce" you just try to stop me from dipping it anyway because you will fail

(Source: citationneeded, via octopied)

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omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

(via whatsupdoc)

http://deliverusfromsburb.tumblr.com/post/96287820628/arrowsforpens-deliverusfromsburb-i-have-yet -

deliverusfromsburb:

arrowsforpens:

deliverusfromsburb:

I have yet to see people truly capitalizing on the comedic potential of the beta frogbreeding session. 

also dave is such an extrovert, let’s say Jade had only 4 hours, but dave can barely go 4 minutes without talking to someone, so she would have had those 100 daves all desperate for human contact but not wanting to talk to each other

oh god I’d forgotten he needs like constant validation through interaction the poor girl

as soon as they got everything straightened out on the ship she probably locked herself in somewhere, put a pillow over her head, and sighed in relief

but hang on I think someone added an entire fic thing onto my post and that must be read and properly appreciated