The Daily Shoggoth

Jun 19

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theweetosdoesart:

Dave imagined his first meeting with John so many times

But things are not going very well…

(via bardoftheruinouscrescendo)

stfupenguins:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

secretdaddy:

why I don’t have cats

our cat did this the other day. i started laughing mid-coitus cause he was like 4 inches from my face all “whatcha doing??”

Oh, cats…

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procyonvulpecula:

pluspluspangolin:

catch-the-ghost:

A grammatical correct sentence in English.

How in the fuck do they (un)load this monstrosity?

Oh look it’s Tumblr

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

(via procyonvulpecula)

thechosenjuan:

redeyechicago:

Excerpt from our interview with “Man of Steel’s” Michael Shannon about his previous role in “Kangaroo Jack”:

Would you ever work with a kangaroo again?
[Laughs.] Jesus. That was really scary. When that kangaroo rapped in “Kangaroo Jack,” that animated sequence, I found that very disconcerting.
 
Why?
I wish that wasn’t in the [movie]. I wish I had never seen that. It was very frightening. There’s something evil about [that]. Maybe that’s what the devil is like. He’s like a kangaroo that raps.

Maybe that’s what the devil is like. He’s like a kangaroo that raps.

(via tramampoline)

sailorleo:

thnx for working so hard

(via tramampoline)

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